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P-League Japanese Women’s Bowling Is Sexy Fun
Last week I was in the Land of the Rising Sun. Now, I’m back in the Land of the Rising Guns. Although I’ve been back in New York Shitty for 7 days now, my body is still operating on Japan time; 14...
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Mike D’Antoni: Dead Man Coaching
Amar’e Stoudemire was right when he proclaimed, “The Knicks are back.” They’re back… to being garbage. At least racist Donald Sterling got coveted free agent Chris Paul for the Los Angeles Clippers,...
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The Knicks Plead Linsanity
My turn to cash in on LINsanity. I tip my Knicks-fitted to Jeremy Lin, the NBA point guard who within the span of a week, skyrocketed from obscure benchwarmer to hero who single-handedly saved the...
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The Greg Oden Highlight Reel
Greg Oden’s injury-plagued tenure with the Portland Trailblazers finally came to an end when the team waived him after five years; a span in which he’s only played 82 games… the equivalent of a single...
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Amare Stoudemire Loses Hand, Feuds With Melo In Funny Animated Video
Congrats to my hometown Knicks ending our postseason drought and winning a playoff game after 11 years of futility. I still believe the superior Miami Heat will win the series and advance to the next...
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The Miami Heat’s Big 3: Howard, Turiaf & Curry
Whoever invented the phrase “There are no free rides in life” obviously never met Juwan Howard, Ronny Turiaf and Eddy Curry of the newly-crowned NBA champion Miami Heat. By default, these three...
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Sara Jay & Angelina Castro Will Give Free BJ’s To Celebrate Heat Title
Ever since last season, porn superstars Sara Jay and Angelina Castro promised their Twitter followers free blowjobs if the Miami Heat won the NBA championship. Last year the Dallas Mavericks took the...
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ESPN Anchor Sage Steele Looks A Lot Like Porn Starlet Misty Stone
The Clone Wars continue. Stem-cell scientists have a strong case in favor of cloning: Sage Steele (of ESPN fame) & Misty Stone (of XXX fame). These two gorgeous women are radically different but...
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Things The Knicks Must Fix To Become Champs
Pardon me while I get my Skip Bayless on. After getting off to an extremely hot start this season, things have cooled off considerably for my New York Knicks. Before yesterday’s matinee win over the...
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God Wants Ray Lewis To Win The Super Bowl
I wonder if Heaven has a bookie. The Baltimore Ravens defeated the New England Patriots this past Sunday, earning themselves a trip to Super Bowl 47. This magical playoff run is a storybook ending...
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